口沫横飞2010

Presentation Skills Training

Dear Friends，

2010 Speech Training Camp,

Organize by: Penang Hokkien Youth Association Mandarin Toastmaster Club and
Supported by: Penang Hokkien Youth Association, (this camp is organize on a non-profit basis)

will like to extend my warm invitation to attend this Speech Training Camp, details as follow:-

Date: 18-9-2010 (12pm - 6:30pm) & 19-9-2010 (8:00am - 6:00pm)
Venue: Penang Hokkien Association 4th Floor Air condition Hall
Fees: RM120 / pax or RM100 / Pax (for group of 3 and above)

Course Language: Mandarin

Fees include: Meals, Notes, PLUS FREE enrollment to 3 months Speech Craft Training Course, (this course will be conducted twice a month for 3 months consecutively at the same venue).
I believe this camp will be benificial to train the speaking skills of your downline to improve their presentation skills.

Please contact me for detail information.
Thanks,
Vincent

可靠

一个老尼姑有一天拿了一碗她的尿叫小尼姑拿下山去给医生化验...


小尼姑走着走着一
不小心把那一碗尿给打翻了. 她怕被骂所以开始哭.
一位路过的妇人看到了就叫小尼姑不要哭.
小尼姑说她不小心把老尼姑的尿给打翻了然後怕被骂. 妇人就说没关系,
她叫小尼姑拿她的尿去给医生.

过了一个礼拜, 老尼姑收到化验报告. 化验报告上说她怀孕了. 老尼姑惊叫了一声:
"天啦!

这个年头连萝卜都不可靠!"